Through the Open-Source Looking Glass

Well, Mr. Gates, much as I appreciate your continued support for the arts and other plebian concerns with pittance from your national economy-sized net worth, I now bid you and your virus-ridden, "ooh, Vista's totally ready for distribution" operating system and step through the open-source looking glass to a wonderland called Ubuntu. Don't bother to write (there'd probably be a virus attached to your email anyway). Catch you on the flip side.

(Somehow I feel like this needs a heavenly choir and parting clouds a la The Simpsons..."Uuu-buuun-tuuuuu" doo, doot doot de doo, doot doot, de do do do do...)

Here goes...